Testosterone Amplification Formula - not for the faint-of-heart (5-Pack of 10gram single-serve sachets )
Testosterone Amplification Formula - not for the faint-of-heart (5-Pack of 10gram single-serve sachets )
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Testosterone Amplification Formula - not for the faint-of-heart (5-Pack of 10gram single-serve sachets )

Sale price$55.00

Precision-Engineered Testosterone & Nootropic Warhead

This is molecular-level optimization — a dual-action formula designed to:

  • ✅ Maximize free testosterone
  • ✅ Crush fatigue & brain fog
  • ✅ Sharpen focus, drive, and aggression

Every ingredient is fully disclosed, clinically dosed, and form-specified — because if you’re going to take it, you deserve to know exactly what you're getting.

No proprietary blends.
No hidden fillers.
Just pure, unapologetic potency.

Ingredients: actives

D-Aspartic Acid (L-form only)

Ashwagandha (5% Withanolides, root extract)

Fenugreek (50% Fenuside)

Mucuna Pruriens (15% L-DOPA, HPLC-verified)

Eurycoma Longifolia (100:1 extract, 2.8% Eurycomanone, Malaysian-sourced)

Fadogia Agrestis (4:1 extract, 3:1 stem-to-bark ratio)

Bioperine® (95%+ piperine)

Ingredients: Non-Active 

Organic Acacia Fiber

Inulin (from chicory root)

Organic Cacao Powder & Ceylon Cinnamon

Sunflower Lecithin & Bamboo Silica/Organic Rice Concentrate

💥 THIS ISN’T FOR EVERYONE

If you want a sweet, fruity drink that tastes like dessert? 

👉 Close this tab.

This is for men who:

  • Train hard
  • Think harder
  • Demand results
  • Don’t back down from intensity

The smell alone will test your resolve.
The taste? A ritual.
The results? Unmistakable.

🚨 PROCEDURE

  1. PREPARE THE CHASE
    → Blend or chill citrus smoothie or pomegranate juice (very tart, no sugar).
    → Keep within immediate reach. Do not delay post-administration.

  2. CLEAR THE AREA
    → Evacuate children, pets, and emotionally sensitive adults.
    → Close windows.
    → Inform housemates: “I’m taking my testosterone. Do not enter.”

  3. OPENING THE SACHET – ARM’S LENGTH ONLY

    • Hold sachet at full arm extension
    • Use gloved hand
    • Hold breath
    • Slowly tear open from top corner
    • Expect immediate olfactory breach

🔴 WARNING: The release of volatile sotolon compounds may trigger primal fear responses in nearby mammals.

  1. ADMINISTRATION

    • Pour one 10g scoop into glass or bottle
    • Add 1–2 oz cold milk, almond milk, or water
    • No stirring. No hesitation.

  2. INTESTINAL DEPLOYMENT

    • Tilt head back
    • Chug in one motion
    • Do not breathe until liquid is down

  3. IMMEDIATE CHASE

    • Within 3 seconds, consume entire chaser drink
    • Citrus or pomegranate strongly advised — neutralizes chemical aftertaste

  4. POST-EXPOSURE QUARANTINE

    • Remain seated in administration room for minimum 30 minutes
    • Monitor for side effects:
      • Sudden confidence
      • Unexplained muscle gains
      • Prolonged eye contact
      • Urge to grunt or lift heavy objects

    • If symptoms persist beyond 72 hours, consult a mirror.

  5. DECONTAMINATION

    • Wash glass thoroughly
    • Seal used sachet in double ziplock
    • Wash hands, face, and any exposed skin
    • Dispose of gloves/suit if single-use


⚠️ OFFICIAL WARNINGS

May cause:

  • Sudden confidence
  • Unexplained gains
  • Prolonged eye contact
  • Increased dominance behavior
  • Spontaneous shirtless photos
  • Involuntary grunting during conversation

Do NOT use if:

  • You are under 18
  • You live with your parents
  • You fear becoming too powerful

Storage:
Keep in locked container, away from light, moisture, and emotional support animals.

NOTE: BestlifeNZ takes no responsibility for any offended olfactory senses, damaged relationships, or sudden leadership promotions.


💬 FINAL WORD

This isn’t supplementation

This is a controlled biochemical event.

Handle with respect.

Administer with courage.

And when The Roar comes…

👉 Lean into it.

High quality ingredients

We carefully selected plant-based ingredients to create the world's healthiest protein coffee that's low in sugar, high in protein, and tastes delicious.

D-Aspartic Acid (L-form only)

Ashwagandha (5% Withanolides, root extract)

Fenugreek (50% Fenuside)

Mucuna Pruriens (15% L-DOPA, HPLC-verified):

Eurycoma Longifolia (100:1 extract, 2.8% Eurycomanone, Malaysian-sourced):

Fadogia Agrestis (4:1 extract, 3:1 stem-to-bark ratio):

Bioperine® (95%+ piperine)

Organic Acacia Fiber:

Inulin (from chicory root)

Organic Cacao Powder & Ceylon Cinnamon

Sunflower Lecithin & Bamboo Silica/Organic Rice Concentrate:

Support fat emulsification and mineral delivery, improving bioavailability of fat-soluble compounds and reducing oxidative stress in the gut.

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D-Aspartic Acid (L-form only)

Only the L-form is biologically active in testosterone synthesis; cheaper D/L racemic blends contain inactive or potentially counterproductive forms—yours is pure L-form for maximum hormonal impact -the exact form used in pivotal testosterone studies (like Topo et al., 2009).

Ashwagandha (5% Withanolides, root extract)

Most brands use inferior leaf extracts (with high withaferin A, a potential irritant); our full-spectrum root extract with 5% withanolides and matches the form used in major clinical trials (e.g., Lopresti et al.) showing testosterone and cortisol benefits.

Fenugreek (50% Fenuside)

Unlike generic "saponin-rich" extracts, Fenuside is a patented, bioactive complex proven to boost free testosterone and libido—standardization to 50% ensures potency others can’t match. 

Mucuna Pruriens (15% L-DOPA, HPLC-verified):

Many products use low-potency powders (<5% L-DOPA); ours is HPLC-verified 15%, ensuring precise, pharmaceutical-grade dopamine stimulation for drive and hormone signaling.

Eurycoma Longifolia (100:1 extract, 2.8% Eurycomanone, Malaysian-sourced):

Malaysian Tongkat Ali has the highest natural eurycomanone levels—the key compound for testosterone and energy. A true 100:1 extract concentrates this effectively, unlike weaker 20:1 or non-standardized versions.

Fadogia Agrestis (4:1 extract, 3:1 stem-to-bark ratio):

The stems contain the highest concentration of protodioscin and bioactive alkaloids. Our 3:1 stem-bark ratio maximizes potency, unlike whole-plant powders diluted with inactive bark.

Bioperine® (95%+ piperine)

Not just “black pepper extract”—Bioperine® is the patented, clinical-grade form proven to enhance absorption of key nutrients by up to 300%, ensuring your body actually uses what you take.

Organic Acacia Fiber:

A premium, low-FODMAP prebiotic clinically shown to feed beneficial gut bacteria (like Bifidobacteria) without bloating—ideal for sensitive guts and sustained microbial balance.

Inulin (from chicory root)

A well-researched prebiotic that boosts calcium absorption, supports healthy testosterone metabolism via gut-liver axis, and promotes satiety—synergizing with hormonal goals.

Organic Cacao Powder & Ceylon Cinnamon

Beyond flavor, both act as polyphenol-rich prebiotic enhancers, feeding good bacteria while supporting insulin sensitivity—a key factor in maintaining free testosterone levels.

Sunflower Lecithin & Bamboo Silica/Organic Rice Concentrate:

Support fat emulsification and mineral delivery, improving bioavailability of fat-soluble compounds and reducing oxidative stress in the gut.

Support fat emulsification and mineral delivery, improving bioavailability of fat-soluble compounds and reducing oxidative stress in the gut.

This rare herb, found only in the luminous Azure Meadows, is known for its remarkable healing properties. It's believed to rejuvenate the body, restoring vitality and energy.

We carefully selected plant-based ingredients to create the world's healthiest protein coffee that's low in sugar, high in protein, and tastes delicious.

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A Local Business

If you buy from us, you're supporting a local Kiwi business that has our health and your health at the heart of our business.

All-Natural

Only pure and natural products - no fillers, no additives, no artificial colour or flavour.

Designed by Kiwis - our purity mindset

We source our ingredients from reputable suppliers. Our products contain only the highest quality forms of every ingredient

Highly Bioavailable

We choose our ingredients and the way we stack our formulas for the highest possible absorption and impact.

A Local Business

If you buy from us, you're supporting a local Kiwi business that has our health and your health at the heart of our business.

All-Natural

Only pure and natural products - no fillers, no additives, no artificial colour or flavour.

Designed by Kiwis - our purity mindset

We source our ingredients from reputable suppliers. Our products contain only the highest quality forms of every ingredient

Highly Bioavailable

We choose our ingredients and the way we stack our formulas for the highest possible absorption and impact.

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